You want to know about me?

Mrs Katharina Macnair
Mrs Walden Macnair
Mrs Katharina Jugson-Macnair
Mrs Macnair

Private to friends who won't take the piss
Why do wedding dresses all make me look either flat-chested or frumpy? And/or deathly pale.

(ooc: Look at her choice in the oh-so-stylish 70s!))

Oy, Mac. Want to come and see my ring tomorrow? You too, Regulus. I can meet you in the Three Broomsticks.

Walden
I've been debating how best to tell my mum the news. I have to do it soon or I'm sure Armand will let it slip. I think the absolute best favourite way of mine would be if we both went round there for dinner or something and then you told her, like you were really proud. She'd be speechless. Would you do that for me?

Guess what.

My nephew is the cutest thing ever. So there.

I'm not going back to school. Wow, that's fucking weird.

Salazar, will you all stop crying? Everywhere I bloody look.

I'm done! Are you all done? Everyone else done? Oh everyone except a few people who find muggles interesting for some bizarre reason. Not many of them about in our common room, I have to say.
I'm done I'm done I'm done! Ahahahahaha! No more revising EVER.

Hexed from Hogwarts staff
Best exam EVER. I predicted that my examiner would suffer a tragedy relating to somebody beginning with C and that unicorns would bring good luck. It would seem that her daughter Caroline is suffering from a rather bad cold, so my examiner rushed out halfway through the exam to find some unicorns in the hope that it would help.

I love Divination.

Mac
Are you saying I smell?

Seriously, thanks mate.

Ah, my last ever Hogsmeade weekend. Never again will I be allowed out practically on a lead. As soon as school's finished I can spend as much time there as I want.

FUCKING HUFFLEPUFFS!

I always go to the Slytherin versus Hufflepuff games, but it kind of seems like a waste of time. You know we're always going to win. It is less like cheering and more like gloating. Not that gloating isn't fun, but it kind of loses its sparkle with such an unworthy opponent, like gloating at a worm that you have legs.

Hey, Armand! I left you a birthday surprise in your shoe.

As though there aren't already enough animals in the green bits, now I go down fucking Diagon Alley and there's bloody rabbits all over the place.

Slytherins
A little birdie told me - well, said within earshot, which is practically an invitation - that there's a party in Gryffindor tower tomorrow to celebrate our esteemed Headboy's birthday. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to wish him a Happy Birthday.

I don't like it when people I know die. I don't like it at all.

"Look under Dumbledore's beard. You might be surprised."

I'd really rather not, you know.

I hate it when it rains during a Quidditch game. I can hardly see. At least we won.

Private
And at least I had Walden to keep me warm. We're going to get married someday. Oh, I am going to have a camera when I tell my mum. Just... patience, Katharina. Don't scare him away.

Anybody who is stupid enough to let a complete stranger into their homes just because it is a particular day of the year deserves everything they get, quite frankly.

Salazar, I hate being back at school. No offence. I'm bored already. I need a cigarette.

Private
Armand a father? Fuck. I'm an AUNTIE. I feel like I've been waiting my whole life for this moment and I've had to go back to school. Not to mention there's a distinct lack of Walden here.

I can't believe Keagan managed to keep that quiet. I'd have been shouting from the rooftops.

Keagan Moon
I hear very belated congratulations are in order.

It's funny how much more festive I feel once I've been shagged within an inch of my life left school.